mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

officialunitedstates:

where does the moon go during the day?  i think it goes to las vegas

littlebitofeverythang:

nominominus:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

One of these is not like the others

Yeah I like to buy my face masks